gotta stay high
Following up an online posting for a job. The client offered $20 (I assumed an hour) to manage his tech support team. However…
Client: Okay, so that’s $400 per month and a bonus for performance.
Me: What? I couldn’t even afford my cable and electricity bills on that.
Client: Oh, so you’re…
This is why you’re going down, America! LOL
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Trying to schedule an appointment with a client who “absolutely needed to see me ASAP.”
Client: I don’t know a set time, I may want to go to the gym and stuff. Just keep your phone on and I’ll call you a half hour before I want to meet.
Me: I’m sorry, but I have other commitments and other clients I need to meet with that day. If we could set a time that would be appreciated.
Client: Fine, why don’t we all just work around your schedule!
Harrrr
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On lazy weekends when we don’t go out (or even during weeknights when we’re home early), Guiller and I are usually in front of our own laptops, tinkering away. I’m usually watching a downloaded series, while he’s post-processing photos, or playing The Generals.
Elle Fanning photographed by Yu Tsai
You do know she’s that kid in Daddy Day Care, right? :)
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